When Anya came dancing excitedly into the office a few minutes ago, she exclaimed, "Look Mommy! It says in my cobra book that king cobras have enough poison to kill an elephant!"
The sentence actually reads, "It [king cobra] has enough venom to kill an elephant."
Yeah. I am seriously re-thinking the rest of her Kindergarden curriculum. I don't think "See Spot run." is going to cut it.
(Ophiophagus hannah = King Cobra)