Checker: "Don't they know any of those people?"
Me: "They don't watch TV, except sometimes football with me in the fall."
Checker: "What?!? Not even that show on Disney with the little kids on it that has the little girl with curly hair that looks just like them?"
Me: (with a I-don't-have-a-clue-what-you're-talking-about smile of my own) "No."
Checker: (to the next checker over) Hey, Sarah, those kids don't watch no TV except for football! Can you believe that!?! (Yes, she used that oh-so-southern double negative that absolutely drives me crazy! Then, addressing Isaak, since he was the only one still within earshot) I think Mommy needs a spanking!"
My response: Hmmmmm
Mike's response: "Someone needs reported to the manager for rudeness!"