Macey: Hey! My dime was made in 1996! Mommy, are old coins valuable?
Me: If they're old enough, they can be.
M: Well, how old is 1996?
Me: That's the year Mommy and Daddy got married.
M: Wow! This dime is really old!
Me: Um. Not really.
Jaela: Hey, Macey, I know! You could save it and give it to Mommy and Daddy for their next university!
University. Anniversary. Any word will do.